(Source: fuckiminmy20s)

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

sometimes i have self esteem but then i see a person

(Source: bilboh)

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

textpoops:

“Hello stock photo models today I have some great ideas”

(Source: newkidsonmycock11)

palesexuality:

cardinal-signs:

palesexuality:

pandochiisbox:

palesexuality:

99 bottles of self hate on the wall 

take one down 

toss it around

shit i knocked it on the ground fucking hell i’m such a piece of shit 

98 bottles of self hate on the wall 

When you get to 0…do you suddenly start liking yourself?

no you turn around and suddenly there’s 99 more bottles 

this is actually a really good analogy

i try 

(Source: faystop)

chasind:

Pointers In Life With Raven Baxter

When on a first date, always be prepared for anything.

e-zekiel:

Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think he forgets he’s a celebrity.

iamjaceyandlovesuju:

Meanwhile somewhere in South Korea….

not-one-fuck-given:

tyrannia:

my college does themed backgrounds depending on the week and this is their anti-bullying week’s one omfg

badgirl675 strikes again

(Source: vocaroo)